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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day? Patty O'Furniture."
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"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"
"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."
"I like .... Every knows I like my kids the way I like farmed chicken Caged I like my kids the way I like my wine 7 years old and in my basement Post some good ones in the comments"
"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."
"Overheard @ high school's red & white football game Clueless freshman: ""So, who are we playing?"" Crowd: ""It's intrasquad!"" Pregnant pause. Clueless freshman: ""So we're still going to lose!"""
"What kind of computer sings? A Dell"
"Met a transexual lesbian at the bar He was a pretty normal guy."
"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"
"""Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"" - I'm just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys"