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Joke of the Day

"I like .... Every knows I like my kids the way I like farmed chicken Caged I like my kids the way I like my wine 7 years old and in my basement Post some good ones in the comments"

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"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."
"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"
"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."
"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"
"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."
"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"
"If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra"