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Joke of the Day
"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"
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"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"
"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts."
"2 secrets to success 1) Never tell everything you know"
"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"
"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."
"Has anyone else's world ended yet? Mayan hasn't."
"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."