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Joke of the Day
"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"
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"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"
"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."
"There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel. She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill."
"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."
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"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"
"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""
"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""
"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""