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Joke of the Day

"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner? Because it's shellfish."

"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."

"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."

"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."