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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."

"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."