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Joke of the Day
"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."
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"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"
"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."
"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"
"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library. I said ""Shit man, it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want!"""
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("
"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."
"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""