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Joke of the Day
"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."
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"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"
"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"
"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"Father Christmas: Excuse me but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!"
"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."
"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"
"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"
"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."