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Joke of the Day

"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"I built a staircase using an online tutorial! When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step."

"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"

"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."

"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."

"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."

"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."

"How to die from falling down stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 22 Step 23"