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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
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"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people"
"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"
"Your momma is so mean... she has no standard deviation."
"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."
"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."
"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."
"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."
"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"