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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."
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"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""
"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""
"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"
"Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I have one mom, Kylie Jenner has two."
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"
"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."