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Joke of the Day

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"

"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"

"If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it."

"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."