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Joke of the Day

"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""

"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Everyone needs to chill the hell out about Roe V. Wade. Honestly, they're both valid ways to get across water."

"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"

"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."