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Joke of the Day

"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."

"What do fish talk about at work? Current events"

"Funny Jokes - Lots of Funny Jokes"

"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"

"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."

"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"

"What do you call it when one musician abuses another? An act of violins."

"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."

"Whats the difference between pizza and your opinion? I only asked for pizza."