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Joke of the Day

"Just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all."

"My brother told me he thinks I invade his privacy Well he didn't actually tell me. I read it in his diary."

"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"

"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."

"The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered."

"I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween... ...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year."