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Joke of the Day
"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."
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"What's the smartest thing that's come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock. Taken from the movie 300 Miles to Graceland."
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."
"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."