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Joke of the Day

"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."

"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"

"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."

"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."

"Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree but you can 'climate'!"

"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"