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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."
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"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there's a Dog."
"I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"
"here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing."
"Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight, But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight."
"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"