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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."
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"Girls with long nails explain to me your life. Like, do you not touch things? Do you enjoy dirt?"
"Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat."
"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."
"A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics"
"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."
"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."