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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"

"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"

"Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science"

"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."

"How do you get a Baby to Stop crying? You Beat it with a brick"

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"There's a major at my university for Women's Studies There's one for Men's Studies too, but it's normally just called ""History"""

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."

"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."