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Joke of the Day

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."

"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""

"My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down."

"If you're going to bother Google with a search, it is polite to type ""excuse me"" first."

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"What Do you call an alligator in a vest? An a investigator."

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."