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Joke of the Day

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"I dropped my nokia in the toilet didn't bother me since it's always been shitty."

"My favorite yoga pose is ""try to cut the toenail"""

"[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]"

"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."

"A vaping hipster aetheist vegan crossfitter walks into a bar just kidding people like that dont exist but I imagine they do so I have someone to hate other than myself haha."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."

"Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's."