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Joke of the Day
"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"
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"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
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"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""
"What do gay horses eat? Cock"
"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him"
"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."
"Game of Thrones would have had more seasons... But HBO didn't want it to dragon too long."
"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."