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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Saves.... Moses invests."
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"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."
"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."
"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."
"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"
"So I was at Ikea the other day and bought a hot dog. The weird thing is, I had to put it together myself. And when I was finished, there were all these parts left over."
"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."