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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals."

"Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn't Google."

"What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard"

"Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life.... It's not me, I think you're a prick."

"I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross. I have sex with her because it's kinky."

"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"

"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."

"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"

"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""

"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"