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Joke of the Day

"If pornhub shows regular porn, who shows nugget porn? Stubhub"

"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"

"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'."

"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."

"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."

"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"