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Joke of the Day

"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."

"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"

"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"

"Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell ""ICUP"" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*"

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"