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Joke of the Day

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."

"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."

"Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant."

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world? Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too."

"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"

"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"

"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""

"IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut? So he can find router space."