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Joke of the Day

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""

"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"

"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."

"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"

"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."

"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"