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Joke of the Day
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
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"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."
"Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession."
"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "
"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."
"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."
"After months of trying to find a job... ...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces. He starts next week on nights."
"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""