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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."
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"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."
"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."
"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"
"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."