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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"
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"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear"
"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."
"At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby. They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error."
"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."