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Joke of the Day
"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"
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"My local bar had an amateur magic night, a gay magician sat on a bar stool and made it disappear. Thank you, I'll walk myself out."
"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"
"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"
"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."