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Joke of the Day

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator. She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote"

"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"What did one priest say to the other priest? ""Do you know where my son is?"" ""Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."""

"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"

"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"

"Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse."

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes."

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"