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Joke of the Day
"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."
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"What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"
"Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."
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"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
"Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*"