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Joke of the Day

"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"

"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."

"Saw an accident on the highway today that made me feel like a short-sighted man in a strip club... I couldn't see much but there was definitely a semi involved."

"What mustache can an alien not pull off? A human chu"

"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"

"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"

"What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I am feeling a connection."

"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."

"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."

"What do you call a russian tree? Dimitree"