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Joke of the Day

"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""

"What's 9+10 21"

"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. &#8734;"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"

"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."

"Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime"

"Why can you not shower with a Pokemon? Because they'll Pikachu"

"Man.. These croutons are the best thing since dried bread!"

"Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick's!"