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Joke of the Day

"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"Why don't lesbians cook? They rather eat out."

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."

"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""

"What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire? Roasting a chicken."

"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"

"Monogamy First, do no harem."