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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."

"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"

"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."

"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""

"In biology class my teacher asked ""What is most commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" was not the right answer"

"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"

"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"

"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"

"A racist joke. Donald Trump"