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Joke of the Day
"A guy told me he didn't have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often."
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"whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody"
"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."
"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."
"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"
"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"
"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."