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Joke of the Day

"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"

"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."

"So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature."

"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"

"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"My jokes should be written on lollipop sticks So you can only see them if you suck as much as they do"

"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"

"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."

"Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side."