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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""

"If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home... I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat"

"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"

"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"Corny joke What is sex like while camping? = In tents (Intense)"

"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."