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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"
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"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."
"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."
"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"
"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"
"OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as ""we,"" then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as ""we."""
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""