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Joke of the Day

"I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I put it in a bowl of rice, and waited for the Asians to come and fix it."

"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"

"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."

"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"

"So my dad was at the hardware store and asked if I needed anything. I said I was hungry and he said... ""Sure I'll get you some nuts ;)"""

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."

"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""