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Joke of the Day

"How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)"

"What do you call chips that aren't yours? Nacho chips"

"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"

"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."

"I'm really good with cars, man. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's going. - Mitch Hedberg"

"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."

"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."