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Joke of the Day

"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"

"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"

"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"

"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""

"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"Had sex with my nephew's English teacher. Texted her the next day ""Last nite was grate. Your so awsome!"" so I don't have to see her again."

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"

"This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting."