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Joke of the Day

"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"

"Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ""If we stand around here long enough one of them will throw some food at us."""

"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"I only have room in my brain to care about three people and six types of cheese at any time."

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep."

"I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI... You might say we have a connection."

"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."

"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."