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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"

"What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence"

"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? I think it's two cocky."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."

"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."

"Would've totally banged this chick at the bar, but I noticed she had a crooked pinkie toe. Better luck with someone without standards,babe."