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Joke of the Day

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."

"Life is like a game of Monopoly: if you're good at it, the rest of your family will hate you"

"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."

"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""

"It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict."

"April showers bring May flowers.. And Mayflowers bring smallpox."

"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"