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Joke of the Day
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
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"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"
"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"
"*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G"
"What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat."
"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."
"Santa and Banta Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.."
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."
"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"