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Joke of the Day
"*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G"
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"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."
"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."
"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."
"When life hands you women, make women laid."
"Trapped beneath the feet of a bearded giant... Cut off from the world. Stephen King & Pixar present: ""A BUG'S LIFE 3: UNDER THE GNOME"""
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"Somebody told me I was condescending today. Since you probably don't know what that means, its when you talk down to people."
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."