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Joke of the Day

"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"

"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."

"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"

"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."

"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."