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Joke of the Day
"What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat."
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"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."
"Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was.... I haven't got a cooking flue."
"Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades."
"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"