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Joke of the Day
"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"
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"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"
"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"
"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"
"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."
"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."
"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't go to the gym with me. We just weren't working out."